Alternately: “Is my dad a cannibal or did he bite my finger by mistake?”
Bad Parent of the Day Award today – very simple.
DAD. For biting your finger as he was attempting to eat some food that you were offering to share with him.
Your reaction: disbelief, then loud crying and screaming.
End result: 20 minutes later, red swollen finger….
P.S. Note, you were hungry. As per the photo, you continued to try to eat your spinach and cheese muffins with blended roasted vegetables through the tears.