Yes, that is right everybody!
Easter brings EASTER EGGS!!! And every child should get some from the Easter Bunny, else it just wouldn’t be fair now, would it. And I know I’m already trying to teach you that life just isn’t always fair, but in some things we should strive for it to be fair. And receiving Easter Eggs is one of those things (another thing you’re going to have to learn is that your mother is a hypocrite and often contradicts herself. Especially if chocolate is involved).
I’m thinking that you’re really going to love to get:
And as you’re under 2 and not allowed to eat lollies, or chocolate, you have to get them all second-hand through my breastmilk (while we’re on the subject of breastfeeding – there are some definite perks ).
Sounds fair, right?
Ok, are you listening Easter Bunny???