its all ok. We have some cortisone cream and you’re going to live. THe ear infection is not an ear infection at all but a painful and raw case of dry and probably mum-hormone related skin damage.
Not too much crying. And the source of your irritability today has been established: the sticky mess that came out your behind has made you feel a lot better.
erk for mum and dad though. Your dad was on bum-clean duties, I did nappy scrubbing. No dry-pailing for a mess like that.