You know you’re pregnant when your 16 month old (yes 16 months omg I can’t really say ‘baby’ anymore, and soon we’ll move to ‘nearly two’ rather than counting in months. too quick! too quick!!!) can replicate the exact sound, pitch and timbre of your digestive farts.
Yes. The digestive farts are back in full force, and much as I’d like to think I’m the kind of refined woman that manages to keep it to herself, there just isn’t holding it in, particularly at home, and particularly when only a 16 month old is around. Who can he tell, right? …
Mm… I may be creating a little fart monster. He can now also say, “Fart”, and does so with glee.
He’s a boy, so it was bound to happen anyway, right? right? I maybe just sped up the process slightly.
written: October 20 2010…
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